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28
Mar
09

Tax Time Cometh

Upon my morning constitutional jog on the Minuteman Bicycle Path, I happened upon a group of Redcoats at Alwewife pond in Cambridge. Fortunately as a good Bofton militiaman I had my hand-rifle made by the Germanic peoples and was prepared to defend my rights and freedoms as a citizen in case these regulars were up to No Good.

Redcoats

They were making their way to Lexington, I supposed, at a goodly clip, so I noted their passage and hereon post this as a warning to the good people of the colonies:

The British are coming to collect their taxes – and 233 years of penalties.

26
Mar
09

So, a bobcat walks into a bar, see..

No, wait… It’s not a joke.

27
Feb
09

Complying with Internet law…

As it seems to have become an internet law to have some mention of this everywhere:

Octomom.

That is all.

26
Feb
09

Nerds going too far…

Look, a workout can be anything active. We understand that.

Given the Nerd Workout, I’m not sure if I’m more upset at the people who started it, or the vapid media bobbleheads that actually gave this air time.

13
Feb
09

Dating Disasters – Part 3

Romantic dinner fail

dinnerfail

01
Feb
09

Parties

OK, if you are having a party don’t buy plates with the reason for the party printed on them. I don’t need to be reminded that it’s “Game time!” or it’s my “Happy Birthday!” or I’m having “Happy Holidays!”.

The food on the plate has already obscured the message, and if I’m too young or old and senile to not understand why I’m at a party, the plate is not going to improve my comprehension.

26
Jan
09

dating disasters – part 2

Some advice for the ladies on dating sites – do not post photos of yourself wearing sports team apparel:

1) You immediately rule out all the guys that hate said team.

2) You attract men who have such interesting hobbies as: sitting on the couch, drinking beer, yelling, occasional rioting.

3) The only time you see Hollywood starlets wearing these items are when they are caught in a tabloid “candid” photo out buying smokes or coke. Don’t do what Britney does.

4) The tomboy look tends to appeal to lesbians and gays in denial. This is not what you signed up at the dating site to find. Next time try Craigslist.

So until Vera Wang starts making evening dresses that say “Brady” on the back with big numbers, avoid the caps and jerseys.