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15
Oct
09

Really, Japan? REALLY?

These are real. Really.

These are real. Really.

I’ve heard it told that all the really strange stuff we see out of Japan is even odd to the Japanese. So explain this. Who’s going to buy this stuff? One of the labels is someone getting crotch-stomped, for crying out loud!

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27
May
09

Ta heck with Gillette’s “Gamer” edition razor…

I’ll even put this head of the Grape Tentacle soda.

If you’re going to sell out to the gamer geek market, this officially wins:

http://www.manapotions.com/index.html

04
May
09

Not to go all “angry old man” on you, but…

…leave my childhood alone.

Star Trek was fine on it’s own, I don’t need marketers tinkering with it all to make it more appealing to todays 18 to 30 year-olds. The reselt has me refering to it as “Dawson’s Trek”

And I’m not even going to touch the ad for “C.G. Joe” I caught the other day on TV.

22
Apr
09

Slogans Id like to see

First in an occasional series. Slogans for, well… anything really, that I’ve though up and need to get out there so they actually exist.

First up:

Life: It keeps meat fresh!

26
Mar
09

So, a bobcat walks into a bar, see..

No, wait… It’s not a joke.

27
Feb
09

Complying with Internet law…

As it seems to have become an internet law to have some mention of this everywhere:

Octomom.

That is all.

26
Feb
09

Nerds going too far…

Look, a workout can be anything active. We understand that.

Given the Nerd Workout, I’m not sure if I’m more upset at the people who started it, or the vapid media bobbleheads that actually gave this air time.