Upon my morning constitutional jog on the Minuteman Bicycle Path, I happened upon a group of Redcoats at Alwewife pond in Cambridge. Fortunately as a good Bofton militiaman I had my hand-rifle made by the Germanic peoples and was prepared to defend my rights and freedoms as a citizen in case these regulars were up to No Good.

They were making their way to Lexington, I supposed, at a goodly clip, so I noted their passage and hereon post this as a warning to the good people of the colonies:

The British are coming to collect their taxes – and 233 years of penalties.